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Jasmin: Thank you for contacting Audible. My name is Jasmin, how can I help you today?
You: uh...hi
You: Is this really a chat?
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Jasmin: How can I help? Was there any audiobook that you were interested in downloading today?
You: Oh...I get it. You're a computer. A robot. So, robot, what new book can I really get for free? Is this a gimmick?
Jasmin: I'm not a robot. I'm a real person. We do have a free trial that lets you choose and keep a book of your choice but although you will not be charged for this free trial membership, credit card information is required.
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Jasmin: Sorry, are you still available or need further help?
You: Sure you're not. But man, you sound real. Blee, blah, blu...I-am-hear-to-help-you- blee, blah, blu. Wow, they really program you to sound human. Geez, that's wicked cool. Anyway, when can i cancel the subscription? Right after I order my free book? 'Cause that's what I'm planning on doing. But you don't care do you? You d*mn cyborgs are taking all the human jobs!!!
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